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When I get caught doing something I shouldn’t be doing

shit, you got me

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Whenever my friends don’t respond quick enough to my texts

I’m just like:

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nooooo stahp

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When I’m alone in my room & my favorite song comes on

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When overly drunk friends try to have a heart to heart with me

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getting in shape for summer


Expectation:

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Reality:

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When we run out of alcohol and its time to go to bed

When caffeine stops working. Corgi. Animated GIF.

Mundos work out plan

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When somebody thinks I’m too drunk and won’t give me anymore drinks

I’m just like:

The 10 Stages Of Trying (And Failing) To Get In Shape

When I go on a diet

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oh internetz why do you always keep me up

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When I have to wake up for work..

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When megan apologized for making me fall

i was just like

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